The Republic of Euro Bloomnnerbergs is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.766 billion Euro Bloomnnerbergsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The thriving Euro Bloomnnerbergsian economy, worth 292 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is 61,396 deniers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 217,322 per year while the poor average 12,523, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Euro Bloomnnerbergs's national animal is the penguin.

Euro Bloomnnerbergs is ranked 230,647^th in the world and 8,820^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 20.68 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.